His ‘Chill’ Wife, and the Most Awkward Me
Alright, buckle up, because I have a story that happened to me yesterday that is, hands down, the most cringe-worthy experience I’ve had in ages. I’ve been on a few M&G dates in my time—some great, some less than stellar—but this one… well, this one takes the cake. It’s going to be one of those stories I’ll laugh about one day, but for now, it’s just awkward.
So, I matched with this guy on BTC holder club. He was upfront with me from the start (as expected) that he was married and needed to keep things on the down-low. I didn’t mind—I get it. We had some good conversations, and eventually, we decided to meet up. During our chats, he mentioned that one of his fantasies was having a threesome with his wife. I told him, in no uncertain terms, that I wasn’t an escort, and while I might be open to some things, I wanted to meet him first. See if we clicked, keep it low-key, and definitely no talk of threesomes or anything sexual on the first go.
He also mentioned that he didn’t want his wife to know about our arrangement. He told her we were just “casually talking,” nothing serious—just two people getting to know each other.
Then, things took a strange turn. He casually mentioned that while having sex with his wife, he accidentally called her my name. Naturally, she flipped out. But apparently, he “smooth-talked” his way out of it, saying we met at a work event and we were just talking. And get this—he told her that his wife was “so open-minded” that she gave him permission to see me without guilt.
I honestly didn’t want to get caught up in any drama, especially involving a wife, so I told him that I wasn’t interested in being part of any marital issues. He reassured me everything was fine, that I shouldn’t worry. Big red flag, I know, but I went with it, thinking, whatever, we’ll just keep it chill.
Cut to the day of the meet-up. He tells me his wife wants to talk to me. I’m like, what? Apparently, she wanted to make sure I wasn’t an escort and that he wasn’t paying me. She reached out via some random messaging app like TextNow (he’d been texting me from there too, which, let’s be honest, was a little sketch). At first, I thought maybe he was role-playing or pretending to be her, because the things she was saying didn’t sound like something any woman would actually say.
So, the day rolls around. He made a reservation at a restaurant that was a bit far from my place. I got there on time, but of course, he showed up late. No biggie, I figured. We went to the bar for a drink instead. By now, I was starting to feel a bit more comfortable, the ice was breaking.
We talked for maybe 30 minutes when he suddenly tells me that he has a hotel room just a few minutes away and asks if I want to come with him. And here’s where I know I messed up: I said yes.
We head to the room, and let’s just say… things escalated. But not in the way you’re thinking. Before anything really happened, he finished way too quickly. Like, before we even got to that point.
I wasn’t upset. I mean, things happen, right? I told him it was fine, no big deal. We could try again later. But then, he started getting dressed, saying things like, “I shouldn’t have brought my wife into this,” “This was all wrong,” and “I don’t want to pressure you.”
He kept asking, “Is this awkward?” And I’m like, “No, you’re making it awkward, and now I feel uncomfortable.”
Eventually, we left. On the elevator ride down, I asked about my payment. I mean, I’d made the effort to show up, and I felt like I deserved what we’d agreed on. He gave me half. Half.
On my way home, the “wife” messaged me again, asking what happened, claiming he might’ve gotten cold feet, and saying he told her we never actually met because he was late. Then, out of nowhere, she sent this gem: “Stay away from my husband. I changed my mind.”
I blocked both of them immediately. I’ve got no time for this kind of drama. Hopefully, that’s the last I’ll hear from them, but if it comes back to bite me, I guess I’ll deal with it then.
